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 Post subject: The assholes at the CDC have done it again
PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:06 am 
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http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

They have ruined a good deal of planning I have put into the zombie apocalypse by bringing attention to this scenario. I believe the likelihood of such an event occurring is greater now than ever before. Unfortunately a great deal of my planning had to do with how unprepared the rest of society would be. Time to redo my plans. Thanks CDC, 20 years of effort down the drain. However there are some notable items missing from their zombie preparations. I think we all know that important documents are no substitute for a good cricket bat or field hockey stick when facing a zombie apocalypse. I personally keep an ax handle in all of my vehicles for just such an event.


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 Post subject: Re: The assholes at the CDC have done it again
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:15 pm 
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Drunk247 wrote:
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

They have ruined a good deal of planning I have put into the zombie apocalypse by bringing attention to this scenario. I believe the likelihood of such an event occurring is greater now than ever before. Unfortunately a great deal of my planning had to do with how unprepared the rest of society would be. Time to redo my plans. Thanks CDC, 20 years of effort down the drain. However there are some notable items missing from their zombie preparations. I think we all know that important documents are no substitute for a good cricket bat or field hockey stick when facing a zombie apocalypse. I personally keep an ax handle in all of my vehicles for just such an event.


No goalie stick? "Tread carefully and carry a big stick" I used to keep one in my car all the time, you never knew which fights might break out into hockey games, ever since Bettman has been in charge though it's been unnecessary. Note to self: add stick for zombie defense now...


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