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Author:  Skull1 [ Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:48 pm ]
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Fox already requesting to interview Fangio...

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/01/john-f ... w-request/

Vic Fangio is without a doubt the biggest name on the free agent market among defensive coordinators. That is proven by the outstanding success he’s enjoyed during four seasons with the San Francisco 49ers in which none of his units ranked lower than 5th in the league. That is despite everything from injuries to free agent losses to suspensions hounding the team during that period.

Author:  Skull1 [ Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:52 pm ]
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So lemme get this straight... No one here is interested we got a seasoned modern coach, with 2:1 overall win/loss ratio, is known for turning around bad teams into winners, and has been to the Super Bowl twice in the past decade or so?
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Author:  Zanshin [ Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:19 pm ]
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After this season, after Bears management got everyone and everything they said they needed, I refuse to get excited about anything they do until games are being played next season.

Like, this guy still has to work with Poutyface.

Author:  Drunk247 [ Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:21 am ]
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I'm happy for you but to be completely honest the only thing I hope for with the Bears is that Cutler fails.

Author:  Skull1 [ Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:22 pm ]
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http://sportsmockery.com/2015/01/john-f ... go-greats/

Fox plans on making things right with Urlacher and get advice from Ditka.

Excited yet?

Author:  Zanshin [ Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:43 pm ]
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Skull1 wrote:
http://sportsmockery.com/2015/01/john-fox-plans-reaching-two-chicago-greats/

Fox plans on making things right with Urlacher and get advice from Ditka.

Excited yet?


So far he is getting a passing grade in kissing Chicago's ass. But no, still not excited.

Also that website brings me pain. :P

Author:  Carpetbagger [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:24 am ]
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His attitude towards the team was always business first, but he gets his ass all chafed when the Bears do the same thing? Fuck that guy. How does that help the team in the slightest?

I'll go ahead and answer. It doesn't. Good on Fox for trying to improve the Bears image, but that's not their biggest problem. It's the lack of skill players on one side of the ball and a droopy eyed, football-stupid, turnover machine on the other.

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:55 am ]
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The Chicago Bears have hired Vic Fangio as their next defensive coordinator, the team announced.

The hire should be a massive upgrade for the Bears, as they land one of the league's most respected defensive minds to pair with new head coach John Fox, in hopes of immediately addressing the team's struggles on that side of the ball.

The Bears ranked 30th in total defense each of the past two seasons, leading to a disappointing 5-11 record in 2014 and a complete overhaul of the coaching staff.

Fangio spent the past four seasons as the defensive coordinator with the San Francisco 49ers, overseeing a unit that ranked among the NFL's top five in each season.

Author:  Carpetbagger [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:09 am ]
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The Fangio hiring is something to get excited about. Arguably their best off season move.

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:38 pm ]
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Named Adam Gase the OC today...formerly of the Broncos

Author:  Keer [ Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:53 pm ]
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I was astonished to learn that the Bears have never hired a coach with prior NFL head coaching experience. John Fox is the first? Wow. And if not for Jake Delhomme's 2009 freak meltdown of all time in the NFC championship, I think that Panthers team would have beaten the Steelers in the Superbowl.

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:08 pm ]
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Bears sign pro bowl olb

Here's some highlights from last year
http://www.chicagobears.com/multimedia/ ... e60a21a810

Author:  Zanshin [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:41 pm ]
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Well, fuck. We all said this was the only viable thing that could happen, but still. Fuck.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... ay-cutler/

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:36 pm ]
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They didn't really have a choice. Who ar enough gonna replace him with? Clausen? Ugh

Author:  Zanshin [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:05 pm ]
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I would happily take Clausen over his smug shit. I don't even want to root for this team anymore. That is how toxic Jay Cutler is. He's a smug piece of shit and I'm tired of having to look at his face every time he takes the field.

Author:  Zanshin [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:06 pm ]
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Like no hyperbole, I would rather we went 0-16 with Clausen than have Cutler have any more success with this team. Because at least Clausen would be making an effort and appearing to give a damn.

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:35 pm ]
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Eddie royal signs with bears to reunite with cutler

http://www.boltsfromtheblue.com/2015/3/ ... cago-bears

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:02 pm ]
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And a veteran pro bowl safety

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/03/breaki ... wl-safety/

Author:  Skull1 [ Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:21 am ]
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Skull1 wrote:


Btw, God told him to sign with us

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/03/god-to ... h-chicago/

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Author:  Zanshin [ Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:59 am ]
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So, Google read his emails that he was talking about taking a job in Chicago, which would of course require him to visit Chicago, and then move to Chicago, so then Orbitz pays Google for his anonymous information that Person #2345890723890234 is thinking about Chicago a lot, so Orbitz serves him the "Visit Chicago Ad Package," and he takes it as a sign from god.

Can we just stop humanity? I want out.

Also he could just be being jokey.

Author:  Skull1 [ Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:21 am ]
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Looks like Forte is holding out for a new contract

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/04/this-m ... cago-bear/

Author:  Carpetbagger [ Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:18 am ]
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Skull1 wrote:
Looks like Forte is holding out for a new contract

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/04/this-m ... cago-bear/


Makes sense. He can reasonably assume where he stands in a John Fox offense and he knows the conventional wisdom on running backs vis a vis their age. The writing was on the wall for Forte the second Fox was brought in, so let's hope he plays well enough this year to earn a new contract from another team next season.

In related news, if the Bears trade up to draft Winston (as rumored, but unlikely), I think I'll be done with Bears football for a while. I'm sure they'd be a better team than what they've trotted out for the last few years, but I've grown disillusioned enough with the majesty of football that I can allow ethics win the occasional argument.

Author:  Skull1 [ Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:48 pm ]
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Bears have put out a deal to the Titans for the #2 pick to draft qb mariota

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/04/rumor- ... s-mariota/

Author:  Skull1 [ Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:58 pm ]
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Guess it didn't work...

Bears add WR Kevin White with 7th pick


http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/732120

Author:  Skull1 [ Thu May 07, 2015 7:15 am ]
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Draft hasn't even been a week ago and we already have most of our picks signed, including our #1 selection??!?

Holy shit... Is this really the Bears organization?

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:02 pm ]
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This was our offensive coordinator... He recently punched a kid in the face and threatened to kill his family

For taking his beach chairs

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/07/aaron- ... is-family/

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:30 pm ]
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I dunno if I'll even watch a game this season. This might be the year I stop giving a fuck.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... 1720623495

I just don't think I can watch a game and not yell FUCK YOU CUTLER in front of my kids. Maybe I can pray for him to get injured so bad he never returns to football?

Author:  Skull1 [ Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:28 pm ]
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I honestly think they will be better...

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Jul 28, 2015 6:13 pm ]
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Skull1 wrote:
I honestly think they will be better...


Cutler. He's. Still. There. Throwing. Pouty. Interceptions.

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:05 pm ]
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Zanshin wrote:
Skull1 wrote:
I honestly think they will be better...


Cutler. He's. Still. There. Throwing. Pouty. Interceptions.

Cutler likes coming to work now!

http://www.csnchicago.com/bears/jay-cut ... g-work-now

20‰ less pouty

Author:  Skull1 [ Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:27 am ]
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Kyle Long keeps dissing packer fans

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/kyle-l ... continues/

Author:  Zanshin [ Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:24 pm ]
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Wait, we lost Brandon Marshall? So literally the only reason I had to watch Bears football this year is gone??? WTF BEARS???

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/video- ... ler-shots/

I had no idea he was traded or asked to be traded or whatever.

Author:  Skull1 [ Sun Aug 02, 2015 9:32 pm ]
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Zanshin wrote:
Wait, we lost Brandon Marshall? So literally the only reason I had to watch Bears football this year is gone??? WTF BEARS???

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/video- ... ler-shots/

I had no idea he was traded or asked to be traded or whatever.


Yeah we traded him because he's on the tail end of his career and a locker room problem at times, and after he left he dissed the team and cutler who's his best bud and teammate on 2 different teams...

Author:  Skull1 [ Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:58 am ]
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Cutler hasn't thrown an interception yet

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/the-ja ... unctioned/

Author:  Drunk247 [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:28 am ]
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Lots of runs and/or your defensive backs aren't doing what they are supposed to be doing.

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:09 pm ]
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Drunk247 wrote:
Lots of runs and/or your defensive backs aren't doing what they are supposed to be doing.


Yeah they said they're doubling down on the run game to try and keep backs off of Cutler for the pass plays, and I'm sure since it's just training camp NO ONE is actively trying enough to hit Cutler to threaten him.

Author:  Skull1 [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:16 pm ]
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USA today predicts us to be the worst in the NFL, going 3 and 13

http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/7/71 ... t-team-nfl

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:41 pm ]
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Skull1 wrote:
USA today predicts us to be the worst in the NFL, going 3 and 13

http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/7/71 ... t-team-nfl


I TOLD YOU.

I'm done. Fuck this team. There's nobody left I even care about anymore. Congratulations, McCaskeys. You made me hate football.

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:11 pm ]
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Although as a buddy of mine unfortunately pointed out, you could have been a SD Chargers fan...

Author:  Skull1 [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:59 pm ]
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I'll bet we aren't the worst in football. I'll even bet we aren't last in the NFL north.

Any takers? Wanna bet overall record?

Author:  Zanshin [ Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:39 pm ]
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Skull1 wrote:
I'll bet we aren't the worst in football. I'll even bet we aren't last in the NFL north.

Any takers? Wanna bet overall record?


Oh, yes, I want to take the 1-in-32 odds, and you take the 31-in-32 odds bet. That's TOTALLY a fair bet yes let me get out my wallet here and --OH HO HOOOOO! You nearly had me you old salty dog, you!

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:49 am ]
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Zanshin wrote:
Skull1 wrote:
I'll bet we aren't the worst in football. I'll even bet we aren't last in the NFL north.

Any takers? Wanna bet overall record?


Oh, yes, I want to take the 1-in-32 odds, and you take the 31-in-32 odds bet. That's TOTALLY a fair bet yes let me get out my wallet here and --OH HO HOOOOO! You nearly had me you old salty dog, you!


Lol ok I'll bet we're not in the bottom 5

Author:  Skull1 [ Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:13 pm ]
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Cutler STILL doesn't have a single interception or fumble

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/jay-cu ... -exciting/

Author:  Skull1 [ Wed Sep 02, 2015 7:10 am ]
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Looks like we picked up a decent backup qb

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/09/chicag ... om-denver/

Author:  Zanshin [ Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:06 am ]
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Skull1 wrote:
Looks like we picked up a decent backup qb

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/09/chicag ... om-denver/


Okay guys. This is our chance. We find Cutler while he's out smoking and walking his tiny dog, and we break both knees. I'm pretty sure the entire team will help us, so, let's start a planning thread.

(DEAR CIA: I'M FUCKING KIDDING. MOSTLY.)

Author:  Drunk247 [ Sun Sep 13, 2015 2:14 pm ]
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You guys look no where near as bad as advertised. There is a lot of work to do but you certainly aren't one of the worst in the league based on what happened today. Yes there were mistakes. The line seemed to only be ready to protect Cutler about 70% of the time. But he had time to work and he made some good plays. He also had some of his normal shit throws. All in all though an acceptable showing for what I expected to be a disaster.

Author:  Zanshin [ Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:19 pm ]
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Drunk247 wrote:
You guys look no where near as bad as advertised. There is a lot of work to do but you certainly aren't one of the worst in the league based on what happened today. Yes there were mistakes. The line seemed to only be ready to protect Cutler about 70% of the time. But he had time to work and he made some good plays. He also had some of his normal shit throws. All in all though an acceptable showing for what I expected to be a disaster.


Yeah I watched most of the game even though I promised myself I wouldn't, and was happy surprised until that late game int. Even after the int they still came back to a one score game.

Mostly same-as-usual Bears.

Author:  Skull1 [ Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:25 pm ]
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Zanshin wrote:
Drunk247 wrote:
You guys look no where near as bad as advertised. There is a lot of work to do but you certainly aren't one of the worst in the league based on what happened today. Yes there were mistakes. The line seemed to only be ready to protect Cutler about 70% of the time. But he had time to work and he made some good plays. He also had some of his normal shit throws. All in all though an acceptable showing for what I expected to be a disaster.


Yeah I watched most of the game even though I promised myself I wouldn't, and was happy surprised until that late game int. Even after the int they still came back to a one score game.

Mostly same-as-usual Bears.

Yeah I was pleased with the game til the int as well. And truly he never saw Matthews, so it wasn't because of a bad throw.

Author:  Jabe Cutler [ Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:12 pm ]
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Zanshin wrote:
Yeah I watched most of the game even though I promised myself I wouldn't, and was happy surprised until that late game int. Even after the int they still came back to a one score game.

Mostly same-as-usual Bears.


It was the typical: [Cutler throws interception -> entire team chokes] scenario once again. There's always next year!

Author:  Skull1 [ Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:24 pm ]
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Jabe Cutler wrote:
Zanshin wrote:
Yeah I watched most of the game even though I promised myself I wouldn't, and was happy surprised until that late game int. Even after the int they still came back to a one score game.

Mostly same-as-usual Bears.


It was the typical: [Cutler throws interception -> entire team chokes] scenario once again. There's always next year!

I don't think they choked. Even Forte gave an interview saying last year under Treastman they would just give up, but that game they still had a positive attitude and kept fighting... And I thought they did.

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