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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 7:18 pm 
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I got fired today.

Kinda awesome that it's 4 days before my wife's birthday and 3 weeks before my son's 7th birthday and my 10th anniversary.

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 Post subject: Re: sooooooo...
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:30 am 
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Shit man. Sorry to hear. What kind of work do you do?


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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:42 pm 
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I was an office monkey. Billing, phones, sales, minor accounting. Basic office stuff.

Now I'm sucking on the gubment teat.

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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2016 12:16 pm 
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Check out usajobs for fed positions. Never know you might be qualified for something out there. We have people that do just about any kind of job you can think of.


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Damn. That sucks. Sorry man

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 7:07 pm 
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So sorry to hear that, CB. It's been grimey in the workplace from what I've been hearing. And nearer to home, two months ago the corp I'm with had a "Pink Slip Wedding". 7 people fired in 2 weeks. Since then we remaining are pulling rotational duty, shuttling between two different branches 90 minutes apart every two weeks.

This sudden pothole was brought on by the president/operating officer getting busted by his wife (who also did the financing for the company) cheating with his "special assistant". His wife was the absolute wrong person for him to piss off. She knows exactly how much money the company has because she counted it for him, and she knows where a whole bunch of other bodies are buried. So now he's downsizing. Thus, he's got people suffering from his personal shit. But we're not supposed to know about all this stuff. Everybody is hoping no more shoes drop.

Good luck on the come up.

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Hey here's a manager job available here at O'Hare. It's about the only thing we have here besides flight attendant or rampers...

https://americaneaglecareers.hua.hrsmar ... eqid=13588

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Hey all. Been Mia for a while looking for a job, but wanted to let you guys know I landed alright. Found a gig with one of my customers making more than I was before. Have to commute to the shitty part of Chicago, but the job is a job.

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Which part is THE shitty part?


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MrDooo wrote:
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Which part is THE shitty part?

South side?

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Skull1 wrote:
MrDooo wrote:
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Which part is THE shitty part?

South side?


Just the Cell.

Whoop! Whoop!


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