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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:44 am 
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Lot we don't know about this but I am going to go ahead and say that the range personnel were not very good at their jobs. I just spent a week on ranges with cub scouts this summer. 6-11 year old scouts fired BB guns, bow and arrow, and slingshot. The point of this is to teach range safety and how to properly handle the gun/bow/slingshot. Guess what, no injuries with 180+ scouts.

As a parent I allow my son to shoot his bb gun and bow and arrow without excessive oversight. IE I will setup the boundaries of the range and advise him of the rules he has to follow. He does. He knows his day of fun will end if he does crap he isn't supposed to be doing. But he has been trained. He also has a .22 rifle but I don't believe I would let him fire that without oversight. A lot more bad things can happen there than can happen with his Daisy BB Gun.

You don't just take anyone out to the range, give them an automatic weapon, and let er rip... I don't care if it is a child or an adult. I've seen some disastrous shit from adults on the range. I don't go to public ranges anymore because of some of the unsafe crap I dealt with.

Range personnel were not following safe practices.
Parents were not aware of their child's ability.
Unsafe practices, lack of training, and zero oversight likely all contributed to this scenario.


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I've known full grown, athletic men that use heavy power tools daily, go into a range and shoot rounds into the ceiling because they lost control of the Uzi on full auto. That particular session ended without injury or death, but it definitely ended.

I can't say for this particular case, but some nut jobs really believe that Armageddon will come before the McRib returns again, and THEIR kid is going to be Sarah or John Conner for the next age.

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Absolutely. I remember one of the first range days with the M-16. We went through some familiarization training and they wanted us to understand what the three round burst felt like. We were in a stable prone fighting position. I thin kthe targets were at 40 meters on the side of a hill. There was about a 20 foot difference between the impact of the first and third round. That really cemented the idea in your head that the burst was for very close range or required a different approach to securing the weapon. The M-16 is similar in weight to the Uzi but is easier to control.

I've never bothered to purchase anything that was full auto because I understand the limitations. They are fun to shoot but they are not practical for most situations. My biggest concern has always been the cost to feed a full auto. Now crew served stuff is a little different. But that has enough weight or is mounted to something solid so that you don't have the same issues with the muzzle rising.


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http://www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangel ... nis_homes/

Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “penis homes”

I'm sorry this makes me laugh, and I'm glad they're closing down some of those racist churches, but it reminds me of this

http://youtu.be/h8K1H_xcZCk

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Yeah, so about that guy... He's not racist, but he is definately a nutter. The article is only Slightly correct in that branches are closing- but not for that comment. Also about to happen locally with a related church.
A lot of his former staff are claiming him to be abusive, and there is a matter of mis-use of finances. There is also the matter of his views on the role of women- which we disagree with.
I would call him one of the leaders of the "new schism" in church-world. I'd give more detail if interested, but in the private forum.


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Woman has 3rd breast implanted so she can turn off men

Yes she has 3 tits, and wears a triple bra...and she's kinda cute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens ... f-men.html

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Woman has 3rd breast implanted so she can turn off men

Yes she has 3 tits, and wears a triple bra...and she's kinda cute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens ... f-men.html


Wait. She did that to turn OFF men? Has she MET men?


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Zanshin wrote:
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Woman has 3rd breast implanted so she can turn off men

Yes she has 3 tits, and wears a triple bra...and she's kinda cute

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens ... f-men.html


Wait. She did that to turn OFF men? Has she MET men?


Yes turn OFF men, and even had a nipple tattooed on...

I wanna see em...preferably bouncing...

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The 3rd nipple is definitely more than a tattoo if it pushes out against her dress like in the photos...


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She's a fraud!

Sad face

http://jezebel.com/breaking-three-boobe ... 1638273658

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Creepiest sex toy ever

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Skull1 wrote:



Some day, in our lifetime, she will exist. She could be a 6 except for three breasts and probably make a few million bucks, easy.

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Lol

http://mashable.com/2014/11/04/kim-jong-un-photobomb/

The wink is what really makes it

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He killed his uncle for "dreaming different dreams". Whoever set those animals will be turned into soylent green when they find out.

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He killed his uncle for "dreaming different dreams". Whoever set those animals will be turned into soylent green when they find out.


That's the same thing I was thinking. Hopefully he never finds out.


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CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING...



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W
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And now that melody is stuck in my head

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It is stuck in my head too but for some reason it has helped me be productive this evening. I think it is the pace.


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Why would the kkk declare a cyberwar against anonymous?

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/racism/ano ... reenshots/

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Why would the kkk declare a cyberwar against anonymous?

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/racism/ano ... reenshots/


Because they're dumb enough to want to be in the KKK. Honestly, this had to be the easiest no-brainer hack for Anon ever.


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 Post subject: Re: The ALL-NEW WTF Thread
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The vajenkle

The new sex toy combining a vagina and an ankle

Wtf and nsfw, cuz ya know, it's a vagina and an ankle

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/16/nsfw-call ... u-5025206/

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 Post subject: Re: The ALL-NEW WTF Thread
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I'm at work in an open office and so I obviously can't click on this link here, but my mind, it is racing with the WTF possibilities here.


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Hmmm I don't think i should explain it and ruin I for ya lol

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That is...wow. You really need to stop looking at those zombie fetishist sites m'man ;P


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Foo Fighters rickroll the Westboro Baptist Church

Video in link

http://www.spin.com/2015/08/foo-fighter ... ium=button

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Foo Fighters rickroll the Westboro Baptist Church

Video in link

http://www.spin.com/2015/08/foo-fighter ... ium=button


Supposedly some great history behind this. I guess in 2012 Foo Fighters showed up across the street where Westboro were protesting, and did an impromptu street-concert in the back of a pick-up truck, which effectively killed their protest. So now they protest whenever Foo Fighters come to town (like, seriously, get a realy hobby or something Westboro) so this I guess is an expected response from Foo Fighters at this point.


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Apparently on the DD Instagram account it's raining black vaginas

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Ok this is fucked up...

So I did a Google search for fallout 4 how to remove dead bodies from your settlements...and the first link, which was an ad, was...

Aftermath.com
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Okaaaaaay, so I'll click on it...
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She seems real concerned her place is filled with dead bodies

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This "educational video" is on YouTube

http://flip.it/-eh_S

Very very NSFW...

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Skull1 wrote:
Ok this is fucked up...

So I did a Google search for fallout 4 how to remove dead bodies from your settlements...and the first link, which was an ad, was...

Aftermath.com
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Okaaaaaay, so I'll click on it...
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She seems real concerned her place is filled with dead bodies

This is the place all the PDs use to clean up the crime scenes. When I used to do work for them I'd see their business cards in every department. So when the coroner and investigation was done, they'd get called. Yeah, I can imagine what kind of awesome job that has to be.

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Ok this is fucked up...

So I did a Google search for fallout 4 how to remove dead bodies from your settlements...and the first link, which was an ad, was...



Duh. Just use the "Scrap Dead Bodies" mod.
Or press tilde, click on the body, type 'disable'
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Arnos wrote:
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Ok this is fucked up...

So I did a Google search for fallout 4 how to remove dead bodies from your settlements...and the first link, which was an ad, was...



Duh. Just use the "Scrap Dead Bodies" mod.
Or press tilde, click on the body, type 'disable'
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If only for xb1 ;)

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An actual switch implanted in your sack that you can switch sperm on and off

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http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/648 ... fter-death

Ghost ship found with mummified captain 7 yrs after he died. This is like finding a ship in fallout

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Sony is making a Men in Black/21 jump St crossover movie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU

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